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08.06.2025 20:45

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Is it okay for me to wear girls’ underwear?
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
So they tried
Just Forget it!
No, not a chance
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Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes