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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

08.06.2025 20:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Bill Oram: Seriously, who is going to beat the Beavers? - OregonLive.com

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Tuesday Telescope: Lighting, sprites, and airglow over Central America - Ars Technica

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Minds and Behinds

Is the water safe to drink in England like here in America or is it necessary to bring tablets to prevent any cholera when in London?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

Is it okay for me to wear girls’ underwear?

Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

Was Jesus Christ Jewish?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unrecognizable Kayla Harrison speaks on making 135lbs for first time in career at UFC 316 - Bloody Elbow

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

Everyone loved it.

What are some reasons for the widespread dislike of President Trump? In your opinion, has he been a good or bad president?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Is China’s Tiandu-1 first to enter resonant Earth-moon orbit? US raises doubts - South China Morning Post

They put up a sign reading

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

What advice would you give to a father of a teenage daughter on how to protect her from boys, dating, and social media? How should fathers discuss these topics with their daughters?

So they tried

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

How AI chatbots keep you chatting - TechCrunch

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes